50/50 chance of getting murdered in the woods or seeing cows.
i’m still waiting for this to happen to me.
You just know this is the guys delusion from blood loss while the serial killer preps him to be eaten…
“I’m gonna get so molested”
Moolested*
Baristas can get crazy connections lol. My friend had a wedding venue cancel and keep their deposit at the start of covid. Tons of arguments and calls and threats. His (now) wife is a barista and had a regular that was a lawyer, she mentioned it to him and sued the venue for their money back and more, pro bono didn’t charge them anything 👌
One of the many benefits of being peoples caffeine dealer.
Only part I don’t buy is that they were like “ok fuck it” after work, like they were reluctant. Don’t pretend you weren’t working distracted all day, waiting to go play with those cows.
I think the op meant that they weren’t so sure IF there even are any cows to begin with - as in it might be a scam…that’s how I interpret it anyway.
Edit: nonetheless, cows are very cute and I’m jealous of this person.
I took it as feeling maybe a little too eager and not wanting to irritate new cow friends despite “come on over any time”. Is that like really anytime, or sometime in the future but same day may be weird,…nah, fuck it.
If some stranger came up to me and promised me I would get to play with baby animals I would go too. Yea, that’s how I’d die.
makes note
I wish there were some animal sanctuaries near me I could volunteer at
Used to run dexters down around Saragosa.
they’re adorable and rather wee for cows
🥰
But, never turn your back on an angus cow.
But, never turn your back on
an anguscow.Especially bulls.
I’ve known some Angus that were plenty calm and/or friendly.
but Never turn your back on a Chianina.
