It looks like it’s missing the symbols. Probably out of service.
Now all we need is a DHD, a MALP, and a power source, and we’re in business.
And a Sgt Harriman for good measure.
It’s been active and open for decades, but no one has ever arrived through it.
Cause it leads to just outside Ashland, Ohio off of I-71.The worst stargate.
Ohio, a state so miserable even the Goa’uld aren’t interested.
Ugh don’t you hate it when an active connection blocks the use of the stargate network for everyone.
Truly a 90s moment.
The possum Homeworld
Bury that shit, have you learned nothin? There isn’t even a console, meaning people can can dial in and we can’t dial out.
It’s ok, it’s in Ohio. They can barely read English, let alone Ancient.
Edit: You downvoters don’t understand. I’m in Indiana so I’m allowed to say that. I don’t make the rules, I just obey them.
I’d be pissed if I understood what you were saying
Ashland is really snooty so they probably can read.
You want Goa’uld? This is how you get Goa’uld.
Prove to me we already don’t. Have you seen the news!
A little irresponsible leaving it unguarded with the iris open.
Theres a Tollan Stargate in Perth:
Does it spin? Because spinning is so much cooler than not spinning.
It’s a neat trick, for sure.
But are we sure that’s a Einstein–Rosen bridge portal device that allows for near-instantaneous teleportation across both interstellar and extragalactic distances?
Its location doesn’t look instantaneously like a place in or even around Vancouver, BC.
Well first you’d have to check to see if it’s a super capacitor…
But are we sure that’s a Einstein–Rosen bridge portal device that allows for near-instantaneous teleportation across both interstellar and extragalactic distances?
No.
Uhhhhhhh, it’s not. It’s Ashland Ohio. It’s not even the same country.
Here I go trying to explain my joke: The joke is that Stargates can only exist in or around Vancouver, because near enough the entirety of all Stargate TV series was filmed there.
Finally. A reason to go-to Ohio!
I’m fucking leaving this shit hole, deuces!
It may still not be a good enough reason to go to Ohio. Because before you go to another planet, you’ll still have been to Ohio.
Stargate is real
Always has been.
“Moooom, I want a real stargate!”
“We have a stargate at home”:
With God All Things Are Possible, So now they are trying to lure aliens?
Indeed.
papermache would vaporize instantly
Whoever built this is just plain awesome, period.
