Wish my wife would fondle my nuts daily to check whatever.
Her loose
How loose
Foot loose
While at it guys, remember that having premarital sex wears your penis out until is as thin as a pencil and you won’t be able to satisfy your future wife. That is why you should save your purity for her 😇
Is it possible my penis isn’t small, but my partner is just an unrepentant trollop?
Jokes on you, she blows afterwards so my balls are nice and tight again
Ummm, that only means he was pissing.
This is a “masturbating is cheating” person, yeah?
Nah. The only way to know for sure is by taste.
Personally I go by humidity and vigor
Honey, here i am for my ball check.
Reminds me of penis inspection day in school
ohhhh, that’s why i have such huge balls.
While you’re there, they also have a chlorine like musk after load dump.
