I like how he still wears occupy mars shirts as an attempt to make fun of a protest movement from like 2009
It’s funny because he’s never getting to Mars
Not only that, but Wall Street wasn’t a place the movement wanted to migrate to, it was a place to exist to inconvenience the people who worked there.
The Right Can’t Meme
I would gladly contribute to launching him off Earth
he is still fantasising about being the sole male responsible for populating Mars
A part of him, his mind, will never leave Mars.
It is quite an achievement to stand next to Kid Rock and have people wonder who is the bigger trash.
The 2 guys that you immediately see when you say “why do all men suck?”
Why does Elon look like he’s badly photoshopped onto his own body?
I think it is a combination of plastic surgery, ozempic, bad eating habits, drugs and constantly going up and down in weight (his clothes don’t always fit). You never know what shape he will be in at his next public appearance.
I know it’s roughly going to be like a barrel on a stick
Are…are you serious? You can buy boner pills in gas stations in America?
No wonder you fuckers voted for Trump.
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That’s some beautiful branding. Einstein would be proud.
Daniel Kahneman’s lesser known sequel to Thinking, Fast and Slow
Jokes aside, Thinking Fast and Slow is amazing and I recommend everyone read it.
Please tell me this is fake
It’s for eighteen and under so it’s not fake.
Finally, a brand that doesn’t give you bone rot. Talk about your significant advances in medical science.
Ask parents before consuming.
“No Bone Rot” WTF!?!
They’re not actually boner pills, just some junk product. But you can buy Viagra at pharmacies in Mexico without a prescription.
Gas station employee here, I am judging you if you buy them. They do not work. They are literally just caffeine and vitamins. Same shit Alex Jones used to sell. I had this one customer who would always come in and buy them. I told him not to waste his money, he swore that they worked great. Fucking idiot.
Why not just get some horny goat weed?
placebo?
This pic has to be at a UFC event
Presumably one where Conor McGregor beats the shit out of a blind Peruvian nun or something.
To be fair, that nun had absolutely shitty ground defense.
I just threw up in my mouth a bit. Top teir cringe
Gas station adderall and boner pills sitting side by side.
Wearing sunglasses inside is very cool indeed.
Surprisingly, Kid Cock is the lesser bell end here.
Hey leave jelly roll out of it.
I didn’t even see that photo bomb.
Why does elon look like he was photoshopped onto himself
Both guys would drop a twizzler in the bong water and still eat it afterwards.
They’d do it intentionally to try to get higher.
As long as we focus on them the actual people doing actual damage will get away scot-free.
