TIL lol
This is from a group chat I was in and a female friend asked the group
I like that this man stretches the balls first, and then makes a transaction with a bartender.
Why the straw though, what’s wrong with lapping it up like a cat?
She may end up with a dick in her eye.
Well I don’t want to end up with a straw in my butt!
Are you a frog?
wtf people
Relax, take a bath.
I’m very open minded person, I think other peoples lifes are not my business and they can do whatever they want… BUT sometimes the youth make me feel like my grandma when she heard we could kiss someone without dating them. This post made me an old person horrified with the youth culture lol
I can tell you that the person in the text is like 45yo swinger
oh god
I feel like there might be a minimum age before being able to do this… I’m in my 40s and I don’t think I could stretch out my ‘bird bath’ enough to pour a drink in it yet, except maybe on a particularly warm day…
omg! so it’s OLD balls?!!! that’s even worst lol
Finally, something not depressing on Lemmy 🤝🏼
Ain’t love beautiful
I used to make these in the bathtub all the time as a kid.
My life would have been better not havimg suun diS
That’s nothing, how about the Slovakian Traffic Cone?
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Slovakian Traffic Cone
large, preferably yellow
lol
reads the rest
jfc I’m out
That’s enough internet for today. ಠ_ಠ
That’s actually properly awful.
Hey, I’ll bring the cone if you bring the plunger. You know you wanna try it too. 👍
(both holes work for girls, only the recum works for boys.)
Stop chalenging them! It Sounds like some guys can use their uretra too
recum
just copied and paste hahahaha
you don’t wanna hear about elephant shower
Now I do
Wouldn’t this like… Hurt??
