“we’re here to conquer your planet!”

“Oh thank god, great timing too, can we get universal healthcare and food security?”

“Wtf you guys don’t have that on earth?!”

“Can’t you pause it while we invade?”

“Ugh!! You can’t pause online games, duh!”

Boss makes a dollar

While I make a dime

That’s why aliens invade

On company time

Feels like a Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared bit.

Computer day!