Telling that I am unsure whether this is photoshopped or not. I do remember thinking this was a very funny shot.
“Do you believe that my being thiccer or more bodacious has anything to do with my badonk in this place? You think that’s gas you’re passing now?”
the matrix can’t handle this much ass
The ram is already full with rendering Carrie-Annne Moss’s leather pants.
Alright. Deleteing the leather pants…oh my!
This made me think of the Paul Rudd Tim & Eric sketch. NUDE TAYNE… oh sh&$!
Love to see the comic in full quality and no compression artifacts 🤌
This one was fresh and organic, straight from the source.
Early 2000s really was peak human civilization
Butter overflow, Matrix terminated.
“he’s starting to believe”
I wanna see the booty that broke the matrix :(
Dm’d
Yeah, this is the thing that didn’t make the Matrix chars realistic to me - I would innately try to crash the system. Not abandon it, just crash it, wait for reboot, you know, find the limits, really make peoples brainholes in those comfy pods work for it.
Sure, ofc I would spawn a trillion wheels of cheese over a city.
Naturally I would grow my ass that big it would dwarf any super-massive black hole (and in the process make sure Uranus gets into myanus).
Absolutely I would kill all other processes to see just how good it can run Doom.
You think I wouldn’t install the most cursed and most blessed of mods?
Hi, It’s Josh from Let’s Game It Out. We’re entering The Matrix today…
That’s why you weren’t the One.
Matrix locks up and turns on a BSOD
Blue
Screen
Of
Dat assError: floating point overflow
Dattrix
On the subject of Matrix parodies, I just want to throw this classic out there
Manipulating your own body is an aspect of that power I didn’t think about, would be great for me. Of course, I would go for any shape shifting power.
It’s a somewhat core element that was damped down by execs.
Originally “Switch” was a trans character who used the matrix control to transition. Finding and taking control of your own character.
Well I’m genderfluid, so being able to change my body at will is the dream.
He chose the red suppository
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